"25 Things About Me"
1) I got tagged on Facebook with this '25 things about me' thingee, but since I have to mildly rebel, I'll reply here instead.
1) I got tagged on Facebook with this '25 things about me' thingee, but since I have to mildly rebel, I'll reply here instead.
tags (beta): facebook, introspection, memes, tags
tags (beta): god, introspection, it depends, philoshitty, religion, shit happens, superstition
I love steaks. Yummy, tender, juicy steaks. I miss steaks big time.
tags (beta): grammar, introspection, pun, typo
In military operations, Rules of Engagement are those policies that determine when, where, and how force shall be used. One such list, supposedly developed by the CIA during the Cold War to be used by spies working in Moscow, is called The Moscow Rules.
Some of the points allegedly a part of the list are:
tags (beta): cold war, introspection, marriage, spy
Have you ever wondered how sometimes two proverbs can mean entirely opposite things, yet seem equally believable?
Here's an example:
"Out of sight, out of mind." vs. "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
Both of them are seemingly true, so which is more correct? (Don't say "it depends".)
Here's a solution to the paradox -- let Google decide!
"Out of sight, out of mind": 998,000 results.
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." 176,000 results.
We have a winner!
~ I don't see you any more. Ergo, you're out of my mind now. Goodbye!
tags (beta): introspection, it depends, paradox, proverbs
I.
(An own composition)
The "food" doesn't agree with me; I shit three times a day
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
The language is alien; can't get a word of what they say
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
Only guys all around (and a couple might be gay)
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
Not a restaurant in sight -- not even a café
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
I suck at every sport, yet I go out and play
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
Everyone (but me) studies all night (and day)
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
The skies are either too bright, or too dull and gray
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
No internet after 12 a.m. -- "Good night!", they say
But don't worry about me, I'm going to be OK.
Just ten months over here, then I'll head to the USA
Don't worry about me -- I'm going to be OK.
Disclaimer:
Don't take seriously what I had to say.
Really. It's not bad here. It's pretty OK.
Blending fact, fiction and fantasy
It's called poetic license, OK?
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II.
(Lyrics of 3 Doors Down's "Here Without You")
A hundred days have made me older
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lies have made me colder
And I don't think I can look at this the same
But all the miles that separate
Disappear now when I'm dreaming of your face
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III.
My dose is blogged. I have a gold. Does anybody 'ave a gure for by stubby dose? :(
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IV: Epilogue
I'm OK. I'm fine. I'm feeling better.
tags (beta): introspection, lyrics, poetry
Soon, everything is going to change.
Location.
Occupation.
Phone number.
Sleep habits.
Study habits.
Food habits.
Internet habits.
Climate.
Friends' circle.
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Everything changes.
But the blog remains the same...
tags (beta): introspection
A big thank you to everyone who wished me on my birthday.
But, an EVEN BIGGER THANK YOU to those who didn't! You saved me the trouble and the expense of inviting you to my treat!
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Though it was my birthday, I didn't feel any different that day than I did the day before. I didn't magically undergo any transformation (as far as I know) at the stroke of midnight. I didn't suddenly get a +1 level up either.
In short, I don't consider birthdays to be that big a deal. A birthday is just another ordinary day. To those of you who said "but it comes just once in a year!", I have a newsflash -- so does EVERY SINGLE DAY of the year.
But if there is one thing birthdays are good for, it is for reconnecting.
Ever had a situation where you haven't contacted a close friend in a long-enough while that it would get quite awkward for you to initiate contact at that point? A birthday is a perfect way to end the impasse -- a happy birthday wish, and you're back in contact! (Make sure you don't mess it up this time!)
So, at least once a year, every year, people, "keep in touch".Oh and that birthday cake, it is a lie. Sorry.
Update: The cake was NOT a lie! :D
tags (beta): games, introspection
Hi,
It looks like I've been linked from the outside world now!
This means that if you're reading this, you were not necessarily given this url by me, which again implies that I don't necessarily know you and that you don't necessarily know me.
Though this blog has been in existence for over a year, its readership was restricted to only a handpicked few who knew where to find it. These few too, were sworn to secrecy and made to sign an NDA (ok not really, but I did request them not to tell anyone).
So to all of you who were reading this blog with the condition, "don't spread the url around" -- well, that condition is hereby withdrawn. :)
While I'm meta-posting any way, here are a few changes made recently:
tags (beta): introspection, meta
Holy crap it's almost one full year since I started this blog! While this is a completely meaningless milestone, I thought it would be a good time to sit down and contemplate the reasons why I did what I did.
So after a lot of soul-searching, here's a brief list of the top 10 reasons why I started this blog (in no particular order):
1. Prior Art
A needed a place to document all my lexicological innovations, inventions ("Sheets") and theories ("It Depends") so that I can sue anyone else who tries to claim them.
2. Peer Pressure
"But mommy ALL my friends have one... can't I get one too?"
Also, the feeling of 'hah! Your blog sucks! I can do better!'
3. Pedantry
I love to make fun of the way people speak or type ("Your A Looser!!1!", "What U Dng") and I love it when people make mistakes ("Ha Ha! Mistake!"). I can't help it. I just do.
4. Practice Writing
(but I still got only a 4.5/6)
But I'm probably better now than I was when I started. Which is a good thing.
5. Poetry
I think sometimes
I need some places
To keep my rhymes
And tie my laces
6. Puns and in-jokes
Some posts will be hilarious... only to the elite ones who 'get' it. Most of you will never 'get' any (pun intended?). You are not expected to. Get over it. No Soap Radio.
7. Photography
To showcase my (non-existent) photography skillz, and also because my new cell had a camera (well it was new at that time... speaking of which -- Happy Birthday dear w810i!)
8. Propagate memes
In Soviet Russia, the internets need MOAR rickrolls and a Beowulf cluster of LOLcats! Netcraft confirms it! [citation needed]
9. Preparing for future "WTF" moments
A few years (months?) later when I read this, I will surely go "wtf was I thinking!"
Might as well ensure it happens! >.>
10. Hypocrisy
I had the enlightening realization that every human being, at sheet's core, is a hypocrite. I tried hard not to be one, and to practice what I preached, but it just wasn't possible. I hated blogs and bloggers, and yet, I am one of 'them' now. Yay! I am a hypocrite! I can 'belong'!
(Crap, that last one broke the nice P-alliteration I had going on.)
tags (beta): introspection, meta
Over the years people have told me I'd do very well at various occupations:
- Engineer
- Lawyer
- Comedian
- Philosopher
- Procrastinator
- Detective
- Grammar Nazi
- Stalker
- Serial Killer
~ I'm already doing most of those things ('lawyer' not one of them).
tags (beta): introspection