"Injections"

Injections are underrated. They are stealthy; they can be painful, and have the potential to cause great harm. 

I hate injections. I try my best to avoid injections.

I use PreparedStatements. 

"Eclipse"

Friend: People in India are really afraid of an eclipse.

Me: Yeah, I dunno why. It is just an IDE, after all.

"A Classy Pun"

Classmate: We should have more classes on Java.
Me: Dude, Java is full of classes.

Yay, my first Java pun!

~ Bas, aaj ke liye coffee hai.