"Great Philosophers"

My Hobby: Quote pop song lyrics with the introduction "as the great philosopher $artist once said..."

Examples:

• As the great philosopher Brian McFadden once said, "you can't lose what you never had".
• As the great philosopher Britney Spears once said, "hit me baby, one more time!"
• As the great philosopher Alanis Morisette once said, "isn't it ironic?"

I got a million of these, but I'm not going to post them all here. In the words of the great philosopher Rob Thomas, "I'm not crazy (I'm just a little unwell)".