"Alternate Careers"

Over the years people have told me I'd do very well at various occupations:
- Engineer
- Lawyer
- Comedian
- Philosopher
- Procrastinator
- Detective
- Grammar Nazi
- Stalker
- Serial Killer

~ I'm already doing most of those things ('lawyer' not one of them).


Anonymous said...

Wow...since when is procrastinating an occupation? D'you know where to apply for it?

hexium said...

I've been meaning to find out...

ANY day now I'll get to it. ;/